Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2011

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    EarlWash  almost 13 years ago

    Probably beer suds.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    At least it’s less calories.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    And selling it could explain the rich cops, dogs.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    Actually, they’re just rabid about the recent pay cuts, Fink.

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    Icemanx  almost 13 years ago

    Its Coke! :P

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    If the king can have caviar, cops can have Starbucks.

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    Rakkav  almost 13 years ago

    If memory serves that’s the original Babylonian for what the Bible calls (King) Nebuchadnezzar (which derives, more or less, from the Hebrew transcription).

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    Rakkav  almost 13 years ago

    Wait until I bore you to death with where i got “Johanan Rakkav”. ;)

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    mayor of chelsea  almost 13 years ago

    if their eyes are glazed over they,ve been eating donuts

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    Now, now. I ran a shop and I was pleased by the protection of fine policemen dropping by for a free cup of coffee and donut. To bad they stopped mostly in the morning when the robbers were sleeping. No really, a cup of of coffee was a cheap price to pay for people to see cops in my shop.

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    dfowensby  almost 13 years ago

    simple: wait til the cop leaves, then boost the joint. the 7-11 down the street from my house averages about 2 – 3 holdups a week, and it’s a cop hangout…no help there.

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 13 years ago

    When I was a deputy in Harris County, Texas we would be allowed inside the Astrodome for car shows, gun shows and rodeos with our families for free as long as we were in uniform. We were free protection for them.

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