Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2011
January 26, 2011
January 28, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing? Rat: Editing the dictionary. I'm crossing out words we don't need anymore and replacing them with ones we do. The first to get the axe was 'fortnight.' Goat: What's wrong with 'fortnight'? Rat: Unnecessary. Normal people say 'two weeks.' It's only purpose is to make pompous people feel pompouser. Goat: Since when is 'pomposer' a word? Rat: Since it replaced 'fortnight.' Goat: You are not replacing 'fortnight.' Rat: Whoa. You're sounding pompouser and pompouser.
comicsnerd74 almost 9 years ago
I once used “fortnight” in normal conversation.Now I feel so FRIKKING EMBARRASSED!
GAVINPORTEOUS about 6 years ago
Fortnite….:/ Who plays it?
redpanda almost 6 years ago
I say Fortnight a lot…But I’m talking about the video game
Hi, my name is almost 6 years ago
I play it
dom cos over 5 years ago
Well that´s ironic
pdc123fme almost 5 years ago
Fortnite now means a video game where you shoot people. It is only good for memes and dances
Drunk Larry 11 months ago
fortnite battle pass