La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 17, 2005

Transcript:

Alien: Okay, let's try this again...take me to your leader. People: Dora? Antonio Villaraigosa? Eva Longoria? J-Lo? Bill Richardson? Emilio Estefan? Canseco? Pitbull! Shakira! De La Hoya! Alberto Gonzales!! Other Alien: The Latino creatures still have no leader? Actually they're just split between the evil "Khan" and "Bail Organa," viceroy of planet Alderaan.