Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 31, 2006

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Ralston: So what exactly makes "Action Jacks" good for kids? Isn't it still spoon-fed candy? Man: No, look! It has "energy food" printed right on the box! Ralston: Yeah, but YOU printed it there! Man: Well, yeah, but... uh, y'see... printing it on the box makes it true!!! Ralston: Then you should print: "cures diabetes."