Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 28, 2006

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Hamhock: Bixby, I think I'd be a perfect mascot for those new pork rinds that are coming out. Bixby: I don't think so. Hamhock: Why not? Isn't it worth a try? Bixby: Probably not. Hamhock: Won't you at least call them? Why not just check and see for goodness' sakes? Bixby: Because it would be devastating to me if my assumptions were wrong. Why would you want to hurt me? Hamhock: Sorry...