Garfield by Jim Davis for May 20, 2001

Transcript:

garfield: Let's check the ol'machine beep...JOn, this is Cindy. I've changed my name youll never find me! ha!ha!ha! beep...jon, Marsha....I cant date you because I'm allergic to boring jon, this is nancy. Don't come over, you'll never get over the moat jon, This is mary...I brought a vicous dog trained to attack at the scent of bad cologne jon, this is sandy. Call one more time and I'll break your dialing finger garfield: soooo garfield: so get rid of the answering machine. It's scaring me!