Garfield by Jim Davis for December 26, 1982

Transcript:

Garfield: Set the stage, light the lights. Good evening, ladies and germs. *SPLAT* Garfield: My car is so old, it is insured against fire, theft and indian raids. My girlfriend is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in the backyard. Take my dog...pleeeze. Jon: It must have been one of your better nights. Garfield: I was in rare form.