Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 17, 2009

This doctor must be a real cut-up

The life insurance will probably just cover the cost of the visit so he’d better sign it over.

Those doctors have all the bases covered.

Important questions first!

Gosh, all that just to treat the clap?

Am I in the Doctor’s will?

Another example of pure capitalism.

More like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition in full operation.

I did it again. Sorry, pun not intentional. :)

Very well said, whatever it is you said.

Sounds like this doc favours whole life health care.

That’s not covered – life was a pre-existing condition.