Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 24, 2008

If we’re in Cap’n Eddie’s hands it may well BE horrible, but it’s also gojng to be funny.

Uh oh…..anothah CAP’N EDDIE YARN ALERT!

She shouldn’t have bitten…

I’d like to see Cap’n Eddie and Grampa Simpson get together to tell some old stories. That would be epic!

The_Rav says: …Cap’n Eddie and Grampa Simpson… Now THAT’s in my head, thanks:D

LOLs! Ooooh deaaaahhh! That strip already made me laughing so hard! ;-D

I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

LOL@GLiberal! Another riviting storyline!

GLiberal- Are we talking vegetable onions or “C’est la Vie” onions?

I fear Eddie may be right. Lobsters are a luxury. If people stop catching and eating them, they’ll multiply like rabbits and rise up to seek revenge on their human oppressors. Oh the claws…the hideous claws!

As little as lobstahmen been gettin’ for their catch these days, a lot of ‘em are giving up because they can’t afford the fuel to go out anymore.