Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2006

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While digging for dinosaur bones, a paleontologist finds a journal describing life and events during the age of Pangaea, millions of years before humans appeared. This discovery, hidden from the public until now, is known as The Ele Chronicles... Man: *gasp* T-t-this changes everything! Frank: So what made you decide to start keeping a journal, Ele? Ele: I figured someone had to record what's really going on. Frank: What do you mean? A press conference is coming on now to keep us informed... Ele: Shhh...just watch. TV: Ladies and gentlemen of the free and objective independent press, the emperor of Bullemia, Jorge Flush! Howdy! Jorge: I just thought you folks would like to know that my bos...I mean...I decided to expand our freedom export program by invading another country yesterday. Any questions? TV: Um...nope. We're good to go, sir... Okie-dokie. I'm gonna go on vacation now. Ele: *sigh* Really makes you wonder how things got this bad, doesn't it, Frank? Frank: ...ZZZ... Ele: Then again, maybe not.