Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 1999

Transcript:

Priest: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you... Voice: Today you'll each read your 100-word essay to the class. Danae, why don't you go first... Danae: Sigh. What I did on summer vacation... Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nothing to the Nth degree. Nada. Zero. Zilch. Zip. Zippity-do-da. The big donut hole. The complete and utter absence of something. Ennui squared... Voice: Uh...thank you, Danae. Danae: But I still have 72 more words to go, Mrs. Obenchain. Teacher:I think we all get the picture, dear. Danae: Ok...but I still get credit, right? Teacher: No. Nyet. Nein. Non. Nuh-uh. 180 degrees from yes...