Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 22, 2009

I swear, there are alot of people (mostly kids, like my niece) who would probably bleed to death out of their ear if you ripped their phone away from their head.

It’s not really a phone, it’s a Borg parasite: iTick.

and without it your head will explode

Hasn’t he done this joke already? I swear I’ve seen this before.

McGehee, you’re spot-on, as usual!

Why bother with dropping bombs on cities, just take down a couple communication satallites and instant public chaos when internet, cell phones and GPS units cease to operate.

The boy reads too much Tolkien…Now where are the Hobbitses????? He is sounding a bit like Gullum

I still don’t have a phone, or IPOD, and it’s funny how some people obsess, or brag to me about how many they have. For instance, I know someone who has three IPODS, a cellphone, a laptop, and is just..ugh. Stuck up. Anyway, this is a true comic, and funny.