PreTeena by Allison Barrows for September 12, 2009

Wow. Has it been that long that you don’t remember being a teen er… PREteen?

Just ignore them, kids.

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM DOES

That’s what ALL moms do.

(I didn’t know Stick’s real name was Sabra)

So much for dignity. Seems to be in the parental contract that “you have to embarass your child in any and all public appearances”