Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 06, 2011
February 05, 2011
February 07, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: Where have you been? I told you to circle the parking lot while I ran into the store. Man: It took so long, I remarried, divorced, went to the south of France to grieve, and then came back for you. By the way, you look just as beautiful as when we parted so long, long ago.
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Bargrove over 13 years ago
Ah, I must memorize this line. I love it.
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
Someone’s smart mouth is going to have him sleeping on the couch tonight.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
But he didn’t divorce her first before remarrying. I think they’re about to take care of that oversight.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Of course, you could have given her the car keys and said see ya later. I’ve got better things to do on Superbowl Sunday.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Do I detect a note sarcasm here?
thetraveller4 over 13 years ago
A note? More like a symphony…
andymeijers over 13 years ago
If SHE is mad, SHE can sleep on the couch.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
I had to stop at the gas station. for the third time.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Time to circle the wagons for the attack.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
He’s about to enter the first circle of hell.