Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 19, 2009

Typical married couple

try the trip in a truck without air conditioning. She needs a book or knitting.

The sad truth is that it might be CHEAPER to fly right now – if you bought those tickets in advance.

After that comment, 23 hours of the Death March, that would be only the beginning of the H*ll that he would encounter.

Who’s to say they wouldn’t get stuck on the tarmac for 23 hours? I ALWAYS drive instead of flying. You aren’t squished into a teeny little seat; and you have all the time you want to stop and get real food; and nobody tells you that you can’t go to the restroom. Who would want to fly when they could drive instead?

How fast are they going that it is going to be 23 hours? I’ve made it to Orlando in 14 hours, averaging around 75mph, I think.

From where? Perhaps they live in Ottowa or something. Personally, I consider anything over 1 hour to get to Orlando to be hellish. Hell, I figure that if Disney World was across the street, that would be hellish.

My wife used to do cross-stich in the car.