FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 07, 2008

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Peter: What do you think you're doing?! Football Player: Getting a drink of water. Peter: Oh, no you don't! That's my job! I'm the water boy! If you want water, you have to ask me! Football Player: Can I please have some water? Peter: Absolutely. Now, would you prefer tap? Bottled? Sparkling? Domestic? European? Glacial? Vitamin-enriched? I also have a limited supply of lemon wedges, if you're interested. Coach: Ogrynsksi! Get your rear end out there! Peter: Here, take this menu. You can look it over in the huddle and get back to me. Coach: Mind calling a time out? We have an injury on the sidelines.