FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 25, 2004

Transcript:

Other Roger: Well, young Roger, it's Christmas, and your ride on the Polar Express has come to an end. Roger: What are you doing? Other Roger: Punching your ticket with a message of profound advice that I hope you'll take to heart. Read it. Roger: "Believe." Other Roger: Liar! It says "tip the conductor"!