FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 20, 2004

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Paige: Where's dad? Andy: He went to bed early. He wasn't feeling well. He drank half a carton of eggnog before he realized it was a week past the expiration date. Paige: Yuck. Will he be OK? Andy: I'm sure once the hallucinations wear off... Roger: It's the bowler express! Where's my ball?! Person: "Polar"! "Polar"!