Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 07, 2009

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    I’m surprised you don’t try to eat that as well.

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    sjoujke Premium Member over 14 years ago

    My kinda diet….the let’s NOT feed the starving kids in (you supply the location) diet. My mom would have been proud.

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    paha_siga  over 14 years ago

    Do you usually send your leftovers to starving children in (you supply the location)?

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    As a kid I wanted to send my vegetables to (you name the location).

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    jrbj  over 14 years ago

    I used to be told about the starving kids in (xxxxxx), and that I should feel lucky to have the food I had. One time I told my grandmother that I wanted to take the food down to the ship and send it to the starving kids. Oh my! What a wrong thing to say. I didn’t know grandmothers would do that to a child.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    My mother was such a good cook, I wanted to send my whole meal to (you name the location).

    How’s that for a diet?

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    I think he needs a smaller plate!

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Then he might try to eat the utensils and the dishes the food came in.

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    EarlWash  over 14 years ago

    As a kid I would sneak into the kitchen and swipe a carrot or other yet uncooked veggies because they seemed to taste a whole lot better than when they were over cooked into a mass of mush and without seasoning. “Come back here young man. That’s not cooked yet and not good for you”, she would call out.

    I don’t blame her, as it was a lifestyle cooking handed down through the generations. Aside from that, she was a wonderful mother.

    A sudden change in my health a few months ago caused me to be more selective in my diet which now is 90% raw vegetables, 5% raw fruit and 5% cabohydrates. As a result, not only am I enjoying my meals more, but along having lost 15# also have the vitality I experienced over 20 years ago. Not too bad for an old geezer!

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Try eating with chopsticks. That should help slow you down so you’re satisfied before you eat everything.

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    Smiley Rmom  over 14 years ago

    It is hard to cut steak with chopsticks.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    Yeah. That sounds great. Intentionally WASTING FOOD WHILE 20,000 CHILDREN A DAY STARVE TO DEATH.

    Another SFBL idea by some knothead!

    Try some actual PHYSICAL ACTIVITY and cut back on the GLUTTONY!!

    Regarding eating dishes, see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2eh6f5Go0

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    Ashrey  over 14 years ago

    Why not just put less on your plate and say no to seconds?

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    The see food diet.

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    The cholldek is absolutely correct - as soon as I reach 7’ 8” I’ll be my ideal weight.

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