FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 24, 2001

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jason: ooo--an optical mouse! roger: jason, what are you doing?! jason: opening my presents. roger: christmas isn't until tomorrow! jason: yes, but it's already tomorrow in afghanistan, and with so many u.s. and allied troops deployed there, i feel it's my patriotic duty to celebrate the holiday right along with them. no no--i meant with them in spirit! roger: hello, i'd like to ship my son to asia...