FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 15, 2000

Transcript:

Roger: Andy, who am I kidding? The only way I'm going to have abs of steel is if I accidentally impale myself with this thing! I can't believe I bought this. Talk about a waste of money! Andy: How much did it cost? You misunderstand! I didn't say I WANTED to be impaled... Andy: YOU can clip coupons from now on, buster!