FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 23, 1999

Transcript:

Peter: What's with the video camera? Jason: We're shooting a movie. We've been inspired by the super-low-budget "Blair Witch Project." From what we've read, it's the sort of gross film we've dreamed of making ourselves. Peter: I saw it last week. It wasn' that gory. Jason: I meant gross in the $100 million sense. Peter: I'd roll my eyes, but those muscles are tired. Jason: "Day one: no sign of the Paige witch. Perhaps she is just a myth." Marcus: She might be at the mall.