FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 22, 1998
September 21, 1998
September 23, 1998
Transcript:
Peter: Paige, help me out. I can't decide what to get Denise for our anniversary. Paige: Let's see...You've been dating for one year, right? Peter: Right. Paige: That's 52 weeks with you as her boyfriend...52 weeks with you as a pivotal player in her life...52 weeks with you as the center of her emotional universe. Peter: Any suggestions? Paige: Does Maalox come gift-wrapped?
A Black Seagull over 4 years ago
I thought it was 56 weeks in a year. Well, it’s been a while since I did the math, so I could be wrong.
Captain Price over 2 years ago
what is maalox anyway?