FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 14, 1998

Transcript:

Lara Croft: You're fighting a losing battle, Jason. Jason: I'll never gine in to you, Lara Croft! Never! Maybe "Tomb Raider" Has seduced the rest of the world, but it's not going to get this boy! I'll run to the ends of the earth if I have to! Exotic locales! I'll go deep into mountains and caves with traps all over! Lara: In short, you'll play "Tomb Raider." Jason(as Lara Croft): Huh?? No! You misunderstand! I said no! AAAA! Lara: Try not to trip on the ponytail.