FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 24, 1997

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Grandma: Andrea, dear, I certainly wasn't trying to woo your friends... Andy: It wasn't just my friends, mom. Everyone who's ever met you has thought you walked on water! Just the other day, my husband said you were practically perfect! He's never said that about me...how do you think that makes me feel?! Grandma: Not half as bad as it makes me feel. Andy: Gee...a perfect answer. How surprising. Jason: I called Big Bob's toy town, they're open until nine and have plenty of Jupiter-64s in stock.