FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 01, 1997

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Jason: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Marcus: What's it say?? Lemme see! Jason: Hold on a sec. I'm not done screaming. Mom! Mom! They're coming out with "Duke Quakem" fo the Jupiter-64 Gamestation! Andy: "Duke Quakem"? jason: It's that computer game that had all those senators up in arms. Anyway, the Jupiter-64 versions going to be even nastier, with 24 new weapons, including something called a "Cuisinart ray." Think about it! "Duke Quakem"! On a 25-inch TV screen! With the screams and gunfire pumping throught our home stereo! Right here in the family room! Where everyone can see me play! Day and night! All summer long! Andy: Jason, we don't have a Jupiter-64 gamestation. Jason: I know, but doesn't this make you want to run right out and buy us one? Marcus: Man, thasales pitch sure would've sold me. Jason: Maybe I should've also mentioned the game's heavy-metal background music.