FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 14, 1996

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Denise: Look, Peter, my hormones are just as active as yours are - if not more so - but that's not the issue here. The point is, when I asked my parents if you could come over and help me study, I had to promise them that this wouldn't turn into one of our usual kissfests. I told you that before you got here. So no smooching. I gave my word. Sorry. Peter: What about plain ol' groping? Denise: Peter, I really hope you're smiling right now.