FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 10, 2008

Transcript:

Jason: Let me check your watch. Paige: What for? Jason: To see if you experienced any temporal anomalies during your alien encounter. Paige: "Alien Encounter"?! I saw a stupid green light! Jason: A-ha! Just as I suspected! Your watch is two minutes ahead of mine! Do you know what this means?! Paige: That your Taco Bell "Boba Fett" wristwatch runs slightly slower than my timex? Jason: No, it means now we've got a smoking gun! I'm calling Pierre Salinger. Paige: Sometimes I wish aliens would come and abduct me.