FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 09, 2008

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Jason: Paige, admit it! You saw a UFO! Paige: Jason, will you give it a rest?! Jason: I've read every book, seen every TV show, memorized every rumor on the subject! I know what I'm talking about! You've had a close encounter! You've got to admit it! You've got to! Paige: Why? Jason: Well, see, in all the excitement, I kinda made a few phone calls. Paige: What sort of phone calls? Voice: What's with all the news vans pulling up out front?