FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 20, 2008

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Coach: Fox, let's talk strategy for a bit. The count is 3-2, the bases are loaded. What pitch do you throw? Your fastballs all go high, your curveballs all go wide, and your knuckles end up in the dirt. If I were you, I'd make my go-to pitch a spitball. Peter: But a spitball could fly anywhere. Coach: Freak chance is better than no chance, son. Peter: Also, won't I get ejected from games?