The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 30, 1998
Transcript:
Eno: Uh, excuse me. I noticed you're reading the wall street journal. do you have any investment questions I could help you with? Woman: Are you some kind of financial wizard? Eno: Ha ha...sort of. I made my fortune in butterfly collecting. Woman: Really? What's your net worth? Eno: About three bucks.