ViewsAmerica by Cartoon Movement-US for August 02, 2009

Whoa, loaded up with too many mixed metaphors.

Yeah, too much going on here. The body posture of the elephant is the only subtle thing. It also looks like the donkey’s talking, but no dialogue line. Almost good!

“Let’s see if we can create an atmosphere in a mental vacuum.”

“How did elephant turds get on the moon already?”

(I never said I was good. What’s the contest prize?)

Well, church, don’t quit your day job, if you still have one. See, there’s no martians in the cartoon, no budget props, oh never mind…

Um, doc, we may suck, but you have yet to contribute a caption. And it was YOUR idea! And this is America, Dr. Unless there’s a monetary prize or a tax cut of some kind, we don’t participate. : )

This is the internet, not America. We participate just to argue.

Donkeys caption: Heeee-haw, heeee-hawww, he-haw! (What did you expect?)

I like the British translation better: “Braay, bray!” I just like to say “bray”.

Dypak, you know Al Gore invented the internets (all of them!) don’t you? Just ask any rightie. No one has ever asserted it but them. In any case, Al Gore is American, so…..I think that, like everything else in the universe including the universe itself, belongs to America. Gosh, I’m feeling snarky today.

Wait a moment, just as I was racking my brain for something witty, I realised: there’s almost no atmosphere on the moon, just how are those fuses lit?

They’re duds!

(btw, Dr Judge, I vote for dtroutma. Unless I think of something before the night is out)

OK, OK…It’s actually Astronaut-in-Chief Obama who is speaking. They aren’t republican bombs, the moon is made of blue dogs!! The donkey is just outraged, and the elephant is sitting back pushing everyone’s buttons.

Do I win? I can’t lose to dtroutma’s mental vacuum!!

DrCanuck, face it. You ARE biased…in favor of gorgeous grandbabies!

Doc, Are trying to say that being a judge has cured you of bias? ;)

I suppose I should post a line.

“Don’t worry about the bombs they’re just part of the defense bill.”

:p

I demand a recount.