Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 17, 2002
November 16, 2002
November 18, 2002
Transcript:
Woman: A headstone? Why do I need a Headstone? Sickle: So you'll know where he is Woman: Oh I know where he is all right. I'd like a headstone for my husband. Harry: Very well. Right this way. Woman: I like the tall one there Harry: Lovely choice What was his name Woman: Alfred Pierpoint Burnberry Harry: It's fifty dollars a letter Woman: But everyone called him Al
tdoug1 over 8 years ago
Weird!
Romeo2Delta2 over 6 years ago
Why is a cheapskate like her getting the biggest headstone on the lot?