Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 05, 1957

Transcript:

"The whole trouble with you is you never listen!" Charlie Brown announces to Lucy, who stands on one side of him. Linus stands on the other. Lucy turns away and kicks a stone. She declares, "You're crazy!"<br> <br> "All you ever do is TALK!" Charlie Brown waves his arms. "You're crazy!" Lucy repeats. She and Linus stand behind Charlie Brown.<br> <br> "I'M right, and YOU'RE wrong! It's as simple as that!" He leans toward her. "You're crazy!" Lucy frowns. Linus watches them.<br> <br> He points at her: "OH, YEAH? Well, let's go home right now and look in the DICTIONARY! We'll see who's crazy!" Linus stands with his hand behind his back.<br> <br> Charlie Brown and Linus follw Lucy, who turns around to wave her finger at Charlie Brown. She threatens, "But just remember THIS, Charlie Brown..if I'M right, I get 'hits' on you!!"<br> <br> "'HITS'? What in the world is that?!" Charlie Brown stops. Lucy throws a punch in the air: "If I'm right, I get to hit you on the arm!" she explains.<br> <br> Charlie Brown throws up his arms as they walks along in single file. He demands: "WELL, WHAT IF I'M RIGHT?! WHAT THEN?!!"<br> <br> "Then you get to hit LINUS..." Lucy walks on. Charlie Brown and Linus, grimacing, remain standing.<br> <br>