FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 21, 2004

Transcript:

Jason: Hello, young man. I'm Quincy's mother. I decided to drop by to see how his adopted family is treating him. Peter: Jason, if you don't mind, I'm in the middle of writing a five-page paper for school tomorrow. Jason: Could you make it six pages? My little Quincykins needs fattening up. Peter: If this essay disappears, pal...