Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 13, 2024

Do you have pets?

Our Feline Goddess. She’ll turn 17 next moth and still looks the same as 16 years ago. Healthy and fit, too. (Knock on wood)

You’ve gone all ‘Ape’ on your dad, lad.

The simian would likely be more intelligent than the kid.

I have four cats and am minding my grandson’s snake.

And your point……

Get a gold fish……..

I the ‘50s, one of my aunts got a spider monkey – and it basically took over her house! I’ve never seen a meaner, more irascible pet in my life…

People, take note, primates make lousy pets.

And Pete says “We’ve already got a monkey, and I’m looking at it”.

Just each other