Close to Home by John McPherson for September 20, 1998
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Panel 1: "The middle is regular carpeting. The perimeter rug is velcro, and the twins are wearing velcro boots. Needless to say, life has gotten a whole lot easier around here!" Panel 2: Quickly deciding that her date is a loser, Brenda makes a tactical maneuver to keep the evening as short as possible.