Ted Rall for March 27, 2024

FAKE NEWS!

Real news: “The German Shepherd is the second of Biden’s dogs at the White House to show aggressive behaviour. Another Biden German Shepherd, Major, was eventually relocated to live with friends in Delaware. Commander is also no longer at the White House (Al Jazeera).”

A dog can’t speak.

The Fern is only Three Years Old, no wonder he says the things he does.

Leave it to Rall to find the stupidest thing to hassle over.

While you’re welcoming the New Crew, say hello to NBC’s newest analyst, Ronna McDaniel. Not so fast. NBC had only one Republican on their news staff. They practically shat themselves at the very prospect that it might become two.

Even The Five has Jessica Tarlov, for Pete’s sake.

As long as they aren’t knocking over barricades, breaking windows, storming Congress to prevent the election results to be cast, and threatening people with death, I’m OK with that.

Investigators looked into complaints of verbal harassment by Ian Mellul, the former associate director of presidential advance. Mellul resigned March 1 after a monthlong investigation. One person. Not the Advance Team. Just one person.

My laughter distracted me from noticing how right this is at first. Another iteration of “new boss, same as the old boss”.

Odd how the same people who love Trump’s “mean tweets” are still crying over a SOTU speech made weeks ago…

Ted – Every time you come up with something so funny and satiric and I can’t believe you could get any better, I have to stand corrected the next week when you outdo yourself again. Great job.