Phil Hands for February 28, 2024

Only if it’s a fertilized egg.

I don’t think the judge passed Biology 101.

It’s already a pretty old joke. Clever once category.

Interesting, though, the moral gymnastics currently being employed by the Republicans who suddenly realized this was a losing issue.

Tell that to Jeff Danziger

What about caviar. Is that still okay?

If anyone thinks this ‘toon is inane, just turn towards Alabama SC & it’ll make complete sense; well, as much sense as those morons made in that ruling. Lordy!

Ummm no.

There is not one person who believes that. Unfertilized eggs in the store have no such potential. Fertilized human eggs on the other hand…

There was a Chinese restaurant that had a menu offering of chicken and egg. It was called the “mother and child reunion.” Yes, that’s where Paul Simon got the idea for the title of the song.

Thought experiment. I’m juggling two eggs. One is fertilized, one isn’t. I drop the unfertilized egg. What have I done, I’ve smashed an egg. I drop the fertilized egg. What have I done? I’ve killed a fricken chicken!

Brilliant. Finally a resolutions of the chicken and egg question.