Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 28, 1996

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Homer: Ok, Duncan...Do you want white rat or dark rat? man: Come with us, kid...We'll teach you a trade.Work is for suckers, kid...Nobody's gonna give you anything in life, so you've gotta take what you want! With your lack of distinguishing characteristics, you can come and go without raising suspicion, you'll make a natural looter! ...And you get to sleep all day. Homer: Ok! I'm in!!