This reminds me of the old joke. A man dies and ends up in the afterlife. He hasn’t been so good, so he gets sent down to ‘the other place’ when he arrives, he sees two gates. One gate has a long line snaking out into the distance, while the other has nobody waiting. The ma walks up to one of the people standing in line and asks “What is this?”
“This is hell. But you need to choose which hell you want to go into. You can pick communist hell or capitalist hell”
“What happens in capitalist hell?”
“They whip you till your flesh bleed, then they dunk you in boiling oil and then they push you into an inferno.”
“What happens in Communist hell?”
“They whip you till your flesh bleed, then they dunk you in boiling oil and then they push you into an inferno.”
The man was confused, “so what is the difference?”
“In Communist hell, sometimes the whips break, and other times, they run out of firewood. And boiling oil is only delivered every other Monday”
C 10 months ago
No plans, just going to hang out around here
rmremail 10 months ago
This reminds me of the old joke. A man dies and ends up in the afterlife. He hasn’t been so good, so he gets sent down to ‘the other place’ when he arrives, he sees two gates. One gate has a long line snaking out into the distance, while the other has nobody waiting. The ma walks up to one of the people standing in line and asks “What is this?”
“This is hell. But you need to choose which hell you want to go into. You can pick communist hell or capitalist hell”
“What happens in capitalist hell?”
“They whip you till your flesh bleed, then they dunk you in boiling oil and then they push you into an inferno.”
“What happens in Communist hell?”
“They whip you till your flesh bleed, then they dunk you in boiling oil and then they push you into an inferno.”
The man was confused, “so what is the difference?”
“In Communist hell, sometimes the whips break, and other times, they run out of firewood. And boiling oil is only delivered every other Monday”
Cpeckbourlioux 10 months ago
He’s a glass is half full sort of guy.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Why?
MS72 10 months ago
If you’re locked up in a country like Iran, you might be traded for billions in frozen funds. Or, you might be a Yankee slugger!
ladykat 10 months ago
Do you get released on Saturday?
Joe Bo Premium Member 10 months ago
At the office many people say TGIF! I reply “That’s great! Everyday should be Friday!” Amazing how many people don’t get it..
Drgnslr Premium Member 10 months ago
And then comes Monday…
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
That’s the spirit!