Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 15, 2009
March 14, 2009
March 16, 2009
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2009 Spring SHOES The stiletto sandal Causes shin splints, hammertoes and shoves the entire spine out of alignment. The platform sandal Constricts blood vessels. Creates varicose veins. The slingback sandal Forms "pump bump" on heels and osteoarthritis in knees. The multi-strap sandal Crushes bones. Causes bunions, blisters and corns. The ankle strap sandal Shortens achilles tendon, cripples calves, snaps ankles. Remarkably, the savvy female shopper still saves all her tough health questions for that other category of footwear: The walking shoe Cathy: Will it provide the proper support??
funnyfan928 over 15 years ago
At least she’s ignoring all the ridiculous shoes and buying ones that won’t cripple her.
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
More shoes for my shoe collection. Haven’t worn high heels for 55 years. No bunions, no corns.
Iwa Iniki over 15 years ago
Smart choice.
alondra over 15 years ago
Same here Silverpearl. I don’t fancy falling flat on my kiester from wearing them. I always wear flats.
arceedee over 15 years ago
Shoe designers these days must be given kickbacks and bonus incentives by orthopedists and podiatrists. I always knew plenty of women though who wouldn’t even push the baby carriage to the park w/o high heels on.