Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2023

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    juncarlo  11 months ago

    Cannon fodder is always welcome.

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    DaveG1960  11 months ago

    One of the benefits is if you loose a limb during service, you get a free begging bowl…..

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    joe piglet Premium Member 11 months ago

    One of the stories Randy Bachman tells is about the Guess Who at the US and Winnipeg boarder. They were at US Customs, early 70’s, from previous visits they were friendly with the boarder guard. So onetime they were there, on the US side and the guard told them to forget their trip, he was ordered to direct all Canadians with green cards to the “white” building, this was the army draft office. On the back of the green card in fine print it says the holder of this card, during war (Vietnam) can be drafted as an American citizen. He suggested the band drive down a little side street, turn left at a church?, take a right and they would be back in Canada.

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    Chithing Premium Member 11 months ago

    He entered, so he passed.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    The only other test was to see if his breath fogged a mirror.

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    T...  11 months ago

    No recruit turned away…

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    raybarb44  11 months ago

    and you passed with flying colors…..

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    brklnbern  11 months ago

    Affirmative action on steroids.

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