Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 23, 2023

nice try though Snoop!

Try the Van Pelt House, a girl named Lucy will help you out.

Poor Snoopy.

Knock Knock.

“Candygram”

My twisted imagination takes me back to a SNL sketch.

Beware landsharks posing as beagles.

C’mon over, Snoopy, I’ve got some snacks for you.

Better try the neighbours.

I suppose this strip was dated back to a time when dogs had to stay outside in doghouses and were never allowed to sleep inside the house beside your bed!

Is there a plan B, Snoopster?

Thank goodness, my dog doesn’t wake me in the middle of the night for snacks. Though she will decide it’s time to play with her bleach bottle at 1 AM. But, for snacks, she usually just gives me that sorrowful and pleading look that gets me everytime.

Chuck needs to draw the line somewhere.

Gotta love Chuck’s snappy responses to Snoopy’s late night requests.

if you look at todays garfield you may see where snoopy got the idea

I bet Spike doesn’t have this problem.

That subtle jump in panel 3 – Schulz’s genius

I leave snacks out for my cats at different times of the day, but not at midnight.

Well then where do you go?

What parent lets their kid answer the door at midnight?

Back when I was in the Navy, on ships most would serve “Mid Rats” (Midnight Rations) for personnel having to work at night. Sometimes, they were referred to jokingly as Mid Scraps. ;-p

“What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?”

“…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.”

“The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.”

“…I was misinformed.”

Not to worry Snoopy. The round head will soon appear with your supper plate full of snacks.

what, Snoopy’s spacious doghouse doesn’t have a kitchen, a fridge, or a pantry?