Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 23, 1997
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Mom: At last! The perfect idea! We'll give the Turoffs a nice cernterpiece!! Dad: I suggested sending the Turoffs a nice centerpiece two weeks ago. Mom: Your centerpiece idea had no substance! I've spent two weeks scouring the malls and hunting through catalogs, rejecting hundreds of gift ideas...at 3:00 in the morning I realized a centerpiece symbolizes the central role the Turoffs play in our lives...a perfect thank-you for our ever-blossoming friendship! Dad: Hello. We'd like to order a centerpiece. Mom: A good relationship leaves both people feeling completely smug.