Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 28, 1997

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Saleswoman: Mega-news for fall! The mini-suit and stiletto heels! Cathy: Are you out of your mind?? Saleswoman: Oh, heavens, no..it's not worn that way! See? You need to pair the teensy skirt with a personal trainer who will put you on an anaerobic cardiovascular weight-resistance program! Combine the stiletto heels with a high-protein, low-carb food plan and a daily 30-minute pilates session! Set off the cropped jacket with a thrice-weekly step class, twice-weekly spinning and nightly sessions with the butt machine! And for finishing touch, pull the whole thing together with the new U.A.L.! ultrasound-assisted liposuction!! The public is losing its interest in accessorizing. Cathy: Whatever happened to the good old days when fat went into storage for the winter??