Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 26, 1997

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Charlene: Remember Superbowl, 1988? Kim vs. Jack? She spent the first quarter comparing how the players looked in their tight pants...and the second quarter riding hiome by herself in a taxi! Cathy: Ha,Ha! Remember Superbowl, 1988? Joan vs. Harold? She got so mad at him for getting mustard all over their brand-new sofa, she ripped the cable out of the TV with four minutes to play! I thought he'd go nuts! Charlene: Ha, Ha! How about Superbowl 1991?? Sharon vs. Phillip! She launched into a relationship discussion in the third quarter...and when he refused to talk, she stormed into the kitchen and poured all the rest of the beer down the drain! Cathy: Ha, Ha! How about Superbowl, 1995?? Martha vs. Frank! She asked so many questions about the rules that he locked her in the bathroom during half time and didn't let her out until it was time to go home!! Cathy and Charlene: Hoo, Ha Ha!! What a game! Ha, Ha, Ha!! Cathy: You men have your Superbowl highlights, We women have ours.