Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 16, 1996

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Mr. Pinkley: In Lieu of a raise, I'd like to acquaint you with our new benefits package, Cathy. Cathy: Benefits package? Mr. Pinkley: First, we give you "benefits points." Then we give you brochures on the HMO's, PPO's POS's, 401 (K)s, life insurance plans, disability insurance plans, dental plans and salary continuation plans. It will take you most of the year to read the material...and by then you'll be too disgusted to make choices so you'll shove it in a drawer where all the offers will expire! All of which is a great big gift back to the company...thus, the "BENEFITS PACKAGE"! Cathy: Nothing like an office that inspires you to give 100%.