Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 21, 2023

Got any better ideas, young man, rather than letting your father (or even your mother) do it?

On the phone is not personal, but using a proxy is?

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Sorry?

Inconsolable.

Apologize to her in person, Eliot.

Kids??

Ah! More words that have changed their meaning…..

Texting seems to be acceptable these days, if you use the right emojis.