In one of the Fox News host’s most unhinged rants yet, Carlson condemned the chocolate-coated characters as “less sexy.” Carlson went on to make some odd assumptions regarding the motive of M&M’s marketing team, passionately stating:
“M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal.”
Unfortunately, the fact that Mars caved and changed their whole marketing strategy just reinforces the fact that Carlson’s idiotic manbaby fit (and the falsely generated conservative rage that it generated) worked.
Word is they’ve developed a new M&M for the gop, that’s white, bitter and has tiny nuts.
Wait until he finds out what skittles want to put in your mouth…
dotbup over 1 year ago
Culture Wars to distract their idiot base.
In one of the Fox News host’s most unhinged rants yet, Carlson condemned the chocolate-coated characters as “less sexy.” Carlson went on to make some odd assumptions regarding the motive of M&M’s marketing team, passionately stating:
“M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal.”
Unfortunately, the fact that Mars caved and changed their whole marketing strategy just reinforces the fact that Carlson’s idiotic manbaby fit (and the falsely generated conservative rage that it generated) worked.
Word is they’ve developed a new M&M for the gop, that’s white, bitter and has tiny nuts.
Wait until he finds out what skittles want to put in your mouth…